Pigo or Pi-GAY ???

We were just about getting adjusted to Pigo's high level of intellect when we were shuddered by another possible calamity. Of late Pigo had been making advances on me, Bihari Babu and KK , the problem was, those advances were of the sexual kind !!!!!!! All three of us were on the verge of being exploited . As if not having any decent chicks was'nt enough , we had to deal with a sex-hungry gay pig now !!!! God have mercy !!!!
All 3 of us were finding it difficult to keep our morales intact with each passing day . We did not want to lose our virginity to this gay pig. These days there was less of shit-ex and more of a lusty expression , whenever Pigo would look at any of us , we would feel his lust and could notice the saliva getting generated from his tongue (this expression from hereon would be referred to as lust-ex). Pigzz had chosen his favourite parts for each of us , my hair , KK's newly acquired bald head and worst of all poor Bihari Babu's waist , which Pigzy would make all efforts not to leave untouched !!!!! I somehow had the intuition Babu would have the toughest time keeping his "izzat" as Pigo salivated the most at the sight of him and would have the longest lust-ex.
But with all the recession and stuff , we could see a brighter side to Pi-gayism . We had found the easiest way to getting a promotion this appraisal season !!! But one lust-ex from Pigyy Diamondzz and we knew , losing our dignity to him would be a lot more painful than not getting promoted !!!!