Pigo and Champz = Devil and the deep sea.......

I always thought God was in his worst mood when he decided to create Pigzy. But now I assume he was in an equally bad or even worse mood when he decided to create Champz. To make a choice between them is really like choosing between the devil and the deep sea. If Pigo has his pigiosms Champz has his Chugiri. Because of the number of questions asked by Champzz in the con-calls , JPMC incurred an additional cost of approx $13 million on its telephone bills. One of the onsite co-ordinators , who is a Champz victim and whose favourite game is baseball has bought a new baseball bat. He plans to stick it up Champz's ass and pull the other end out of his mouth,if Champz ever steps into the US of A. Pigo on the other hand , has trained his non-existent brain to nod at every word that the onsite guys speak with a shit-ex on his face. If some pyschopath genetic engineer ever decides to inflict a disaster on humanity by creating the deadliest living being ever , a genetic combination of Champz and Pigo would be the perfect recipe for it.