Here come the new joinees - A Sucking Entity (ASE's)

KK brought an inside khabar from his secret khabri "Table" from the other bay that 4 sucking entities (ASE's) were going to join the team , out of which 2 were of the female species. Me and KK felt a sudden surge of happiness in us on hearing this. So we went to Table's bay to check the "babzz" out. But as we Despo Boyzz would have it the moment we looked at them , our "little John" said "I quit". We decided we would erase the word "hope" from our memories.

As for the other 2 guy ASE's both of them looked old enough to be DU leads. One of them Benjamin Button seemed to be aging backwards. The other one Mute-man , appeared deaf and dumb to us until he first spoke on the 9th day after his joining. As for the babzz , one turned out be Lady Chu (LC) and the other Lady Pigo (LPG). As for their beauty the less discussed the better.

ASE's as the name suggest have to suck every individual from an ASE who is a day senior to the Sandy A-ro-raha-hai. These guys seemed up to their tasks , as they thought Pigzy was smart( they are in for a rude shock) and were happy to lick his ass for everything. Pigz was flying high !!!!!!!

Chu shows he is not far behind.........

The people who helped assemble the team must have taken great pains coz the people they have come up with are one in a million . One of them Champu Chu*&%$ . I am sure this guy was the inspiration for Paresh Rawal's character from the movie "Judaai". The day he joined the project, he bombarded the team with approxiamately 7854 questions . During the team lunch , he pissed off everyone of us except one , himself. If you have not yet realised how irritating Chu's questions can be , here is one sample convo between Chu and an onsite guy in the call:

Chu : I want to know what is the KT plan for the team.

Onsite: I dont know there isnt any for yet.

Chu: But I need to have an idea of what work I have to do.

Onsite: Ok we will draft one. ( thinking....... kya pareshaani hai yaar)

Chu: When will I get to see it.

Onsite: Within 2 days (thinking....... mera bas chale toh abhi Fax karke teri g#%d se nikalke tereko de doon)

Chu: So when will I get the chance to come onsite

Onsite: When there is a requirement (thinking........main teri tarah Chu&%$# thode hi hoon jo tereko onsite bulaaon)

After this Chu asked approx 384 questions , to all of which the onsite guy had muted the phone and left.

KK is most pissed with him as of now since he has to work with him in PS. Last heard KK was planning to Murder Chu and dump his body under the Dairy circle flyover,one of those times they stayed late night in office.

The word spreads,hopes crashed .........

Soon everyone had met Pigo , including KK,Bihari babu , Champu Chu%$#$ , Paagal-Havi , Hannibal lady , the man who wears formals informally (TMWWFI) and Pakauu pyscho(PP) . Pigo had begun well ........ But Paagal-havi who had worked with the great Pigzz earlier, warned us . Next person we met from the ASC was the Business anal-cyst Chana-garam Ravankumar (CGR) , me and KK had pinned our last hopes of having an erection in office on her , as her voice sounded very sexy during the calls and was the only thing that kept us awake during them. But looking at her we thought we would not have one for the next 10 years. KK and me (Despo-hit Bekaarni aka DB)now plan to start a band called the "Despo boyz" .Next from the ASC was the dalaal(mngr) Dimple Kapadia(DK) . DK had this amazing physique looking at which you could count his ribs in one glance.But compared to Paagal-Havi he was Arnold Shivajinagar .Pigo and CGR had got us some chocolates and some "gifts" if we could call them. After gobbling our chocolates as if they were food packets from the UN to 3rd world countries , we got ready to receive our gifts . The gift was the first Pigosim inflicted upoon us. They were pencils , which looked like they were bought from the BTM bhangarwaala. KK expression suggested he wanted to stuff all of them in Pigo's ass in one go.

The first meeting ..........

It was more than a month since we had joined the project and had enjoyed our asses off as all the senior members were sucking up the Americans in Detroit. All we had known of them was their voices on the conference calls , which we were sleeping through for the past whole month. Me and Kaluu Kair (KK) had our hopes crashed again after the AXA debacle. We had hoped against hope for some decent looking chics this time around. But alas the chics in this project also made our testosterone glands go dry. I had breakfast and had come back to the bay , enter pee-gay-shwar aka Pigo , he was the first one to come to office after coming back from the American Suckaa carinval (ASC) , which infact created a very good first impression. His expressions would have given even Einstein an intelligence complex , so I thought of him as some brainy guy , who has come back with a lot of knowledge about the system. But as they say looks may be deceptive...............